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Catgirl in the House of Evil (​.​.​.​and Other Stories)

by Anna Pest / Argento

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flightoficarus (Metal Trenches)
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flightoficarus (Metal Trenches) Anna Pest continuing to be one of the most underrated projects in the underground, and this perfect split also has me hyped to check out more Argento. Well done. Favorite track: ANNA PEST - I Hope He Lays Pipe Like an Electrician.
Alpha Chrome Yayo
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Alpha Chrome Yayo Listen, I'm usually overly verbose with Bandcamp reviews, but this release has left me in stunned relative silence.

An absolute masterpiece, beautifully realised, full of rot and dread with musical and production chops off the scale.

My favourite thing I've heard in ages.
Drachensturm
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Drachensturm There have been some amazingly good splits this year, but this is the best. Pre-ordered because Anna Pest, obviously, then the Argento side ended me. Those solos on Sinking Mansion Rots...dedz
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◤✞ 𝕳𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖒 𝕭𝖔𝖞 ✞◥ this split EP totally rips! Anna Pest is an exciting discovery, I love the mix between brutal vocals and guitar shredding, As regards Argento, well... what if Lucio Fulci made a metal album? here's the answer! THE HORROR LIVES! Favorite track: ARGENTO - Sinking Mansion Rots.
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1.
August’s twitching fingers Clutch my windpipe In the thick of the dusk In the shadows Of the tapestries you hide behind Ever reaching Always feasting, never satisfied You covet and plunder And I was tender And available So I made the cut Mediocre enough Of a fuck on the right day And right kind of drug With an Araki movie Until you got bored ‘Cause it wasn’t enough All the booze and the drugs And the poppers and plugs And the filth that I did with you You wanted more, and you got it I was never enough Didn’t put out enough Or put out the right way Too much of a cunt Couldn’t keep my fucking mouth shut Never enough To hold your fucking attention Put down your phone When I’m sucking your cock, you bitch You told me to shut the fuck up But I never did get to say I never felt so fucking lonely As when I was lying next to you I never felt so fucking lonely As when I was lying next to you You coward Fuck It just keeps falling right into your lap It just keeps falling right into your lap It’s too easy I watched you mourn the convenience When I almost loved you Words and eyes, gnashing scythes But their edge is dull and blunt So go and tell your story To your 69,000 friends But I won’t sit here and be chastised Like I’m a stupid fucking runt Not by you And I hope they fuck you Like I never could I hope you’re fucking happy I hope you rot The way you looked at me I hope you rot
2.
O Father, please forgive me For I have sinned again O Father, please forgive me I’ve met a boy, I love him like a god Slowly, and over, and over And down on my knees Oh please, baby Let’s skip this song and dance The tides of longing have Swallowed my body entire And I’m not fucking sorry I am depravity incarnate I pull up to the function With fried chicken on my hands Flour on my pants Got them sloppy bitches Slopping on my legs Told your girl to kiss my ass And Imma shoot your fucking mans Chopped my balls off 2016 Don’t do creampies, I make flans, cunt Back up on my bullshit Not like figurative, but actual I pull up in a limousine With five Brazilian nationals No fucking with that vaginal ‘Cause fuck on all you casuals I’m committed to my boyfriend Five foot three with honking naturals Overalls and babydolls Sorry, I ain’t taking calls I’m snorting on that shit they all said Would have me fucked up for years Boy, let’s fucking ball Pour a drink and smoke a bowl Baby, let’s get comfortable ‘Cause it’s only downhill from here, goddamn And I act a fucking fool But I caught your eye And in the stillness of this plague Baby, we still made time Fuck, if I’m a sinner I’m just trynna get by And I wanna get to know you better Like a million times, ‘cause I’m Fucked in the eyes of god Have mercy on me Though I show none Unto my thralls Sever the fucking bit So cut another line One more and I’ll be fine A frisson rattles through my every pore To the aperture of my eye And I can see it in The shadows as they move And I can feel it in The space between us two now And if God is always watching Then let Him watch And if He’s in here in this room now Then let Him watch I want Him to fucking see this Oh baby, talk to the hand Because that shit don’t mean nothing to me And you can smack my ass and pass this grass ‘Cause I’ve got places and people to see Fucking I just got my dick sucked on the clock Rob these fuckers blind You bring the Calvin, baby I’ll bring the fucking Klein Choose my hoes over my bros Every fucking time ‘Cause if you’ve never been a hoe You ain’t no bro of mine And the molly and the ket and the damn µgs Got me all fucked up in that fuck mood And I can’t even get it up Just to fuck you when I want to What a cuck move, fuck I learned my lesson 2020; no cis dudes I pick the time, place, play, still feel used They just don’t do me like the freaks do But that trigger looking pretty What that glock do? Fuck a bitch face down Readjust this crown, like it Been a couple long nights And the vibe’s alright But I ain’t that tight with it My place, your place Take a walk, clean plates Ain’t misplaced my pride Want a pretty little face With the plumped out waist? Get you fucked up, erased God fucking damn it So, bow your head to me Baby, baby, is this more than you bargained for? Feel your eyes on me You bring me just a little closer to God, you know Bow your head to me Baby, baby, is this more than you bargained for? Feel your eyes on me Oh boy, you fucking make my life Oh my fucking god Baby, baby, is this more than you bargained for? One more fucking time Oh boy, you fucking make my life
3.
Well, my mama always taught me To see the forest for the trees And if we know these sophists all For Christofascist prophets We should burn them as they speak And my bible always taught me Beware the beast who walks as a man And they’re a cast of asses So, my discontented masses Let us hang them where they stand ‘Cause all I see are Frauds, nonces, and torturers Running their putrid mouths It’s gonna be a not-so-hot girl summer In the not-so-gentle south There’s an endless procession of hoes With noses covered in powder Washing their dicks in the sink Between concurrent encounters The whole gotdang polycule Fucking in the house tonight We lick our wounds, and that’s how we survive Don’t care about any of you I just wanna dance the night away Don’t care about any of this I just want to fucking live Oh my god Square dance, motherfucker! Oh horror! I’m sick and tired Of living like this, goddamn it So roll over You start this shit from the top down But fucking we’ll end it A blade and two barrels This is how we do it The fuck where I come from, bitch To hell with your kennels We’ll see this through to the throne Or the fucking ditch The old ways will die with you We’ll watch you crawl on your knees As you beg for the stick And boy, you know that I’m dying to please Baby, do that thing that you do There’s just something about The way that you bleed So blue The old ways will die with you The old ways will die
4.
Tyrant model 103 Viral infused surgery Programmed to hunt you down The ruins of the city are its killing ground Special tactics and rescue squad They know too much, they must be brought Down, down, into their graves Now go and kill, you are our slave Scrambling to run and to hide Now that it's your time to die Armed to the teeth, merciless Demolition, assassination, death Elder parasite Co-ordinate deadly strike Harnessed by the force Of mega corporate might Break through walls and barricades Nothing will get in the way No survivors in the fray Between the hunter and its prey
5.
Here lies the splendour of a family lost Vice and corruption, wealth at any cost Now rots the mansion, its secret sins untold Sinking in the mire, home to only mold Sordid abuses, blasphemous rites Witnesses silent, trapped there as wights Promise of treasure leads many inside Infested with vermin, in darkness they died Come inside Portraits in ruin, devoured by time Those rotted, blank faces Lost memories of covered up crimes They could bury the dead They could pay off the law But a stain still remains And a bloody white shape Sings its song in the halls Ever more! Sinking mansion rots Rotting, sinking structure Crawling with life Obscene shadows of worship Elite, hate-filled celestial beings Tragic delusion of superior blood Time eats away Nothing will remain But cautionary tales Of thy works undone
6.
Every day I wake, hatred chokes my heart Seems this world is run by evil men Hidden predators, blatant murderers Forcing minds, replicating their disorders Eco-catastrophe, brutal misogyny Culture engineered to anaesthetise reality They're all getting off scott free It's one giant conspiracy I snap the fingers of the hidden hand I wield an arsernal incomprehensible to man Primordial wrath Circle, candle The forces you rely on Are for you no longer tangible Just a puppet, a broken plaything Choking on your own marionette strings The time has come at last I am incarnate Your benefactors turn their backs Exposed to the light Down without a fight World of pure corruption, time to die! By the darkness of the earth By the incandescence of the sun Let justice be done By the legions of the lady of the dark Let justice be done By the fires of the father of the sun Let justice be

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Hear more of Argento (AKA Surgeryhead)'s music here: surgeryhead.bandcamp.com/music

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released September 22, 2023

SIDE A - ANNA PEST
• April Hutchins: Composition, lyrics, vocals, guitars, programming
• Colin MacAndrew: Drum arrangements
• April Sada Solomon: Bass arrangements
• Val Loughcrewe: Additional vocals on track 3

SIDE B - ARGENTO
• Val Loughcrewe: Composition, lyrics, vocals, guitars, bass, programming
• April Hutchins: Programming, additional vocals on track 6

Mixed and mastered by April Hutchins at Muffin Studios, located on the unceded lands of the Kanyen'kehà:ka & Anishinaabeg peoples – commonly known as Montréal, Canada.

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• Artwork by Jill Colbert AKA Manfish Inc.

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